Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Brief moment of internet

1) I am very sunburnt. (I fell asleep on a lilo while thinking about Hannah Hart’s butt)

2) My Spanish has not improved (yet).

3) Chapter 16 of ULAK has been written and is wonderful in the sexiest of ways. I can’t wait for you to read it. I wish I could upload it now but I can’t.

4) A slightly alarming amount of Swarto is being written/planned. This is not at all what I had anticipated, but I’m totally okay with it.

5) This internet is poor and I will probably be offline again in a couple of minutes. I have not had a chance to check any other social media/watch videos/read fanfiction. I feel very out of the loop but there will be lots to catch up on when I get back!

Until next time, tumblr!

Friday, July 25, 2014

Anonymous said: Have I missed something, does Bares like Grace to? Is that why she doesn't want Hannah to be with her?

Bates disapproves because she doesn’t think Grace is good enough for Hannah, on account of the fact that Grace is a murderer and Hannah is innocent.

Anonymous said: I'm fully enjoying ULAK right now. Especially because I'm having a not so great week, and it's great to read something really interesting and well written. Can't wait for more, but of course I do hope you enjoy your well deserved break. Hope you have an amazing time in Spain. Be sure to keep some vodka with you (though I'm sure you'll be able to get plenty there as well). :)

Aww, I hope your week gets better! Thanks, I’m sure I’ll have a great time!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Under Lock and Key - Chapter 15

Hartbig prison AU. Find the previous parts here.

Also, a quick reminder that I’m going away for two weeks from tomorrow without internet, so this story is going on a brief hiatus. Chapter 16 will either be up on Friday 8th or Saturday 9th August, after which I will settle into a regular schedule TBD.

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It’s probably the best night’s sleep that Hannah has had since she came to prison. She falls asleep with the sound of Grace’s little moans of approval still ringing in her ears, and wakes the following morning still able to feel where Grace’s lips were against her own.

Not even badly scrambled eggs on burnt toast can spoil Hannah’s blissful approach to life today, and she sits at breakfast daydreaming about Grace, and Grace’s lips, and Grace’s hands, and Grace’s…

“Hart!”

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Anonymous said: I keep refreshing your tumblr to see if ULAK has been posted, YOUR WRITING IS JUST TOO ADDICTIVE! :D

Sorry! I’ve just finished writing it, but I’m trying to simultaneously do about five things at once, and I need to go do some other stuff before I have time to edit it. It will be up within the next hour though. Sorry to keep you waiting!

I’ve started using energy on Kim Kardashian Hollywood as a unit of time. As in “If I go and do *insert real life task here*, by the time I’ve done it I’ll have ____ energy”.

What? How? And also why? Definitely why? That’s a pretty cool number that I’m not sure is entirely deserved, but I’ll take it anyway!

I feel like I should do something to celebrate/say thank you. Is that what people do when these things happen? And what should I do? I’m useless when it comes to tumblr etiquette!

What? How? And also why? Definitely why? That’s a pretty cool number that I’m not sure is entirely deserved, but I’ll take it anyway!

I feel like I should do something to celebrate/say thank you. Is that what people do when these things happen? And what should I do? I’m useless when it comes to tumblr etiquette!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

ditzeyy:

cryingoverswarto:

Hannah Hart’s abcs
insp. by X   

THIS IS AMAZING

I’m going away on Friday…

I’m off on holiday for two weeks beginning on Friday and it is very unlikely that I’ll have internet access so I’m not going to be on tumblr for a little while. If my blog is inactive or I don’t reply to messages, that is the reason why.

Regarding my writing, Under Lock and Key will be going on a temporary hiatus. Chapter 15 will go up tomorrow as promised, although probably a few hours earlier than normal. Chapter 16 will go up as soon as possible after I get back, so on either Friday 8th or Saturday 9th August. Sorry about this, but there is really nothing I can do about it. If it’s any consolation, there will probably be three chapters going up in the week after I get back, and chapter 16 should end up being one of my favourite chapters in the whole story (yes, there will be sexytimes).

I may queue a couple of random oneshots for while I’m away (if I finish them before tomorrow), so keep your eyes open for those.

Have a nice couple of weeks, tumblr!

Anonymous said: is their a ship for hannah and chester

#CHARTO4EVA

neonmaroon:

I still love this photo so much.

neonmaroon:

I still love this photo so much.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Mamrie Hart's ships

[ Hannah | Grace ]

Anonymous said: loving under lock and key! just wondering how many more chapters there will be?

For reasons I’m not sure I’d be able to put into words, I’m not telling people exactly how many parts the story has, but you don’t need to worry about it finishing any time soon (I’m currently anticipating it finishing towards the end of September if that answers this question any better). It’s a long one, longer than anything I’ve written before.

Anonymous said: I'm ABSOLUTLY in love with under lock and key!!! <3 it's exactly what I need now that Grester is everywhere!I appreciate your work so much and wanted to thank you for taking the time to write and share this with us :)

Thank you very much :) Fun fact: I considered bringing Chester into the story at one point, not as a rival love interest, but just as a nice guard. It probably won’t happen, but who knows?